On the 31st January, I was out and about doing stuff. It was a Red Day, so not appealing to be at home. Poirot needed a vet visit to see how her eye ulcer was getting on, which then meant a visit to the pharmacy for more eye antibiotics. The race horse that my brother owns a small portion of was due to race at Pau, so we also needed to pop into our friendly PMU (bar with bookie facilities). Then of course there was the Friday evening ritual of a beer or two at our local to say goodbye to the week. Sometime, somewhere in that lot, a nasty little green and many tentacled virus decided that I was its next best friend, and started to do its worst.
This leads to my empirical observations of the five stages of 'flu.
Stage 1 - Denial
I'm fine - that slight tickle in my throat means nothing. OK, so there is a bit of snot, but the hazel catkins are full of pollen - it's just an early allergy.
Stage 2 - Complacency
I've had one cold already this winter, how bad can this be? Just carry on doing the stuff I need to do, like feeding and giving medicine to cats, and thinking about stuff for clients. I'll be fine. OK so my throat hurts and my sinuses are full, but it is JUST A HEADCOLD.
Stage 3 - Fear
Well this is it - I'm going to die! I can only breathe when sitting up, at which point I start coughing and exuding phlegm from every orifice, including my eyes! Why did I watch trash TV this evening? I'm having to relive that dreadful, badly acted story every hour thanks to my fevered state, and when not doing that, my mind is saturated with the images of patients in intensive care during Covid on artificial respirators.
Stage 4 - Submission
OMG it's 'flu! I've got a fever, I can't smell the Vicks that I put on myself - surely a quarter of a jar is enough to smell something? Let me just recline here (no lying down or I will die), and watch that spool of 20 really awful pop videos, because changing channels is too much effort. Are 8 mugs of tea in a day too many?
Stage 5 - Resolve
I will live, and next autumn I WILL, by hook or by crook, get a 'flu jab, because I am not going through that again, ever. Any my goodness, look at what a quarter of a pot of Vicks does to a sweatshirt! That's an expensive mistake I mustn't repeat.
I remember when working in an office how colleagues would say they had been off for a day or two with the 'flu - well you had to say that, to get it past HR or you had an interview for malingering. This is I think the third time in my life I have had 'flu and as with the other two times, it hits hard and takes ages to recover from. The epidemic is now getting less here in France, but it is not something to take lightly.
I do still have those moments when I think "I'll sort that out, collect those books together, sort through that hard drive and clear it when I have a cold and I'm not up to doing anything outside". This is foolishness and self-deception. Even when you have a cold, all you want to do is lie on a sofa and watch mind rot - not that carefully scripted box set you want an excuse to watch again (The West Wing), not that faintly educational set of DVDs you've been keeping for a rainy day (Coast), just drivel.
While I was still happily in Stage 2 (Complacency), I worked through more wildlife videos, taken looking up a path we punched through a major bank of brambles. There are odd animal runs among the stalks, but otherwise it is of limited value and we will be reducing it to a tactical minimum when we can. Some of them are not as good as I initially thought, but that is Stage 2 Complacency for you!
The hen pheasants walk through it like so many Hinge and Brackets (for those of us who remember those two fine musical dames), while the cock pheasant follows where they lead. I like that they can't walk in a straight line.
The boar use the path we have made - it is better than many they make themselves! In this batch, note the different ages of boar, including young. Boar are now producing two litters a year, which means numbers are exploding, an annoying consequence of global warming. Sadly the hunters aren't much good at controlling them either. It looks as though one of these may have been injured but it isn't possible to tell if it is a hunting injury.
I had placed the trail camera here in part to see if the hares were around at all. Sadly there was no footage of them, but it turned out the area was part of the badger patrol area, and these are some of the best video shorts I've managed to get of them. I'm so chuffed!
Anyway, I need more tea, so that's me done for the day.
Have a good week!